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Howard's Hog Hauler

Without a doubt, Howard is one of the most dedicated and hard working crew guys to be found anywhere in the Mid-Atlantic
music scene. He has been with the band since day one and literally does it all. He takes care of and sets up every single piece of equipment in our show, from start to finish, day and night, without fail, and in most cases - completely by himself.

It's no suprise that the decades spent working for us have driven him completely insane, and turned him into a real life crazy cartoon character. Although we constantly give him a hard time, and thoroughly enjoy getting him all worked up to the point
of a mental meltdown, he hangs with it pretty well, does a great job, and we are very fortunate to have him working for us.
 
So the next time you're out enjoying the band, be sure to go over and say hi, shake his hand and tell him, Hang With It !

Two Sided Screen Printing
on Ash Gray T-Shirts

FRONT
- Howard Central Logo
- Fake Pass Printed on Shirt
- Fake Sweat Printed on Pits

BACK
- Howard's Head with Quotes
- Fake Sweat Printed on Pits
- Web Site Address

$15.95  + S&H

Collect All 50 in the Set
The Higher the Incident Rating,
the More Valuable the card is

- High Quality 2 Sided Printing
- Full Color Photographs
- Lots of Great Incident Stats

Stage Manager / Lighting / Truck Driver

No Howards were harmed in the making of this web site.
Any resemblance to an actual Howard, living or deceased, is purely coincidental.